ShortLivedEternities

apple-connor:

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apple-connor:

We know that #NOTALLMEN can use cocoa butter lotion without feeling their masculinity drained. Finally, a product that helps to ease those insecurities of being a cis man who has been suffering from dry skin. Apply this confidently knowing that your manliness will not be questioned in the presence of other dudebros. And a black container to match your dark strength. Hell ya. Definitely not for the faint of heart. You’re a man.


  • What they say to kids who want pets:Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids:Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”